Hello. I'm a bit stuck for ideas tonight, so I thought I would have a go with this questions and answers thingy nicked from the Guardian. If you want to
read Suzi Quatro's answers click here. Lovely Grey did it the other day, thanks for the idea. If you want to read
LG's answers click here.
When were you happiest?
Lying in my bunk under my duvet in a truck, listening to the rain
hammering down on the roof.
What is your
greatest fear?
A traumatic
death. I just want to fall asleep.
What is your earliest memory?
Peeing my pants on the way home from school.
Which living person
do you most admire, and why?
Susan
Boyle. She knew she had a talent for singing and never gave up. She followed
her dream.
What was your most
embarrassing moment?
I pulled
out of a Lucas Factory in Birmingham
with a trailer full of machinery. I had only just got out of the gate when a
large machine fell off and covered the road in oil. Everyone came to see what
caused the loud bang. The fire brigade had to come and mop the oil up.
Property aside,
what’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought?
A car.
What makes you
unhappy?
The way the
world is going. Too many power crazy people. Cruelty to animals makes me very
unhappy.
Who would play you in the film of your life?
Bette
Midler
What is your most
unappealing habit?
Talking
over people before they have finished their sentence. I want to move on quickly
and they are rambling all around the houses.
What is your
guiltiest pleasure?
I never
feel guilty. Life is a pleasure.
What is top of your
bucket list?
I don’t
have a bucket list. I make the best of each day as it comes.
What did you want to
be when you were growing up?
A
bricklayer, then a fashion model.
What is the worst
thing anyone’s said to you?
My brother
said, you look bloody awful, why don’t you get some contact lenses. He was
right, and I did. It hurt at the time but it turned out to be the best thing
anyone said.
What do you owe your
parents?
I owe my
mother everything because she gave birth to me. I suppose my father had a part
in that too.
What does love feel
like?
Sort of mushy.
What was the best kiss
of your life?
Impossible
to answer, can’t pinpoint one. There’s been some pretty hot ones over the
years.
Who would you invite
to your dream dinner party?
Noel
Fitzpatrick, the Supervet.
Which words or
phrases do you most overuse?
Can’t be
bothered.
What has been your
biggest disappointment?
That I was never pretty.
If you could go back
in time, where would you go?
1968. I
left home and got a bedsit in Blackpool.
How often do you
have sex?
I'm celibate, can't be bothered, been there, done that.
When did you last
cry, and why?
A few days ago, missing Rocky.
What do you consider
your greatest achievement?
Sticking
with lorry driving for 32 years, despite all the bullying.
What song would you
like played at your funeral?
Down Down Status Quo. As
loud as possible.
What is the most
important lesson life has taught you?
Nothing
stays the same. Every day is a brand new start, you can’t change what happened
yesterday so move on.
Thanks to everyone who has shared their money saving tips for Christmas. I knew you wouldn't let me down. You're chuffin brilliant.
Thanks for popping in, we'll catch up soon.
Toodle pip
PS this is copy and pasted, I hope it works. Please excuse the higgledypiggledy margins. I ain't changing it.