Gods gift to bitches :o)

Hiya, Rocky here, I'm Ilona's biggest fan and I love her to bits. We went a walk this afternoon, down through the woods to the bottom pub. There was a lot of people there, they were dressed funny, all old fashioned. There was army vehicles, and a tank giving rides up and down the hill, and boat trips on the river. It was very nice to sit and watch everyone have a good time. I got to meet some nice lady dogs.

Anyway, we're back now and Ilona is getting something ready on the lawn, it looks like we will be having a party. There is a paddling pool, yippeeee, can't wait.

Might as well lie down here and sun bathe for a while till she is ready.

Oh no! She is giving me a bath, I hate flippin baths. Please hurry up. At least she has warmed the water, I would hate to get my bits frozen off  :o(  Do you mind if I have a pee while I'm in here, ha ha.

Wow, that's better, I've had a good rub down. You can't beat a good roll in the grass. I bet that pesky chirpy bird is laughing at me.

Well that's me done. I bet the lady dogs will find me irresistable now, they will be fighting to get their paws on me. Ah well, such is life, I can't help it if I am Gods gift to bitches. Ha ha. Is it dinner time? Toodle pip