The Government are concerned about your welfare. Don't forget to take your phones with you wherever you go. If you are on the lavvy when an emergency alert is triggered, quickly pull up your pants and leave the bathroom by the nearest exit. Don't wash your hands, no time for that. If you are in a public convenience bang loudly on all the cubicle doors to make sure that everyone can make their escape. Even if they are in mid flow, they must stop and leave immediately. Help your fellow crappers, 💩💩💩💩💩 they may not have the electronic screen to receive the warning. Your prompt action could save their lives.
Back later. ilona 😂😜😨😱😵
😂😂😂😂 no chance
ReplyDeleteIs this for real !!!
ReplyDeleteFrom the Governments own web site.
Deletehttps://www.gov.uk/alerts
There is a youtube video explaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAhwoQoowKU&t=16s
It is a way to track your every movements. It is a way to control what you do and where you go.
LOL, so funny but true. Briony
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Adding a little humour to the blog. xxx
DeleteSorry I think I may have accidentally sent an incomplete message Ilona - Even if I wanted to oblige with it all - I wouldn't know how to - It's all beyond my understanding x
ReplyDeleteI want nothing to do with it. I like a simple life.
Delete🤣🤣🤣 you crack me up mother!!!! Keep fighting the good fight!!! No one left behind…. or no one’s behind left ??!! 🤔🤔🤗🤗
ReplyDeleteI soldier on.
DeleteI think I want to go and live in the moon. The world is getting a scary place to be.
ReplyDeleteAs Katie says, it's Batshit Crazy Britain. Save me a place on the rocket.
DeleteYour sense of humour is amazing. Have you thought about doing stand up comedy? The line about helping your fellow crappers had me in stitches. I’m sure some fools really would leave the toilet mid flow. Seriously though the curse of the friggin mobile phone strikes again. For any readers with a smart phone you can disable the alerts. Under settings go to notifications; scroll down to government alerts and turn the flipping thing off. Check periodically that it remains turned off.
ReplyDeleteWhy in earth would one want to turn off an alert of danger! Like Nick, I get flood alerts.
DeleteThank you Boatgal, for pointing out that it can be turned off.
DeleteI have done stand up comedy, at the Trinity Arts Theatre in Gainsborough. It was not easy. You only get a few minutes, and have to think quickly to deliver the jokes. I much prefer to do an hour long talk to a group of people, anything from 10 up to 200, and I have done many. I need time to ramble and the jokes come naturally.
I get flooding alerts from the Environment Agency if the river near my house might flood. Sometimes the high tide is at night.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to put your pants on before you dash out of the door.
DeleteMy phone is very rarely turned on, so I'll have to find out about floods and storms the traditional way - look out of the window!
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