I feel a mini break coming on

Can you manage without me for a few days, I'm off tramping the hills of West Yorkshire. I have booked two nights in Mankinholes Youth Hostel near Todmorden. It's a 16th Century Grade 2 listed building in a picturesque conservation village on the edge of Calderdale, and only cost £10 per night. A bargain price.

I shall also be going to Granada Television Studios for the recording of a game show hosted by Justin Lee Collins, I mentioned it last weeek. I'll tell you all about it when I get back. Toodle Pip.