How very enterprising of our Ambulance Service. To drum up some more custumers they are having a summer sale. I wonder what offers they have, I must pop in and ask next time I am passing, I might be tempted to bag a bargain.
Maybe it's a b.o.g.o.f, ring up for one and they send another free. Perhaps you get a cup of tea and watch a video on your way to hospital. Or maybe they drive at 70 miles and hour instead of 40.
Or, if you have broken one leg, you can break the other free of charge and only make one journey instead of two. Perhaps they are introducing a loyalty card where you collect points for each call out, double points if you share the ambulance with your neighbour.
I think this sale will prove very popular, it might be worth getting all your ilnesses and accidents over and done with in the summer. Could save you a bit of time and money ;o)
5 hours ago