I'm going to stop washing my face. It's too cold now to stick my hands under the cold water tap for the quick swill in the morning, and my poor skin is becoming very wrinkled and dry. I have a bottle of cheap Value baby lotion which is ideal to use as a cleanser. This I shall spread all around my boat race, that's face for them that don't know Cockney rhyming slang.
I will massage it well in with my finger tips. So I don't use lots of toilet paper to wipe it off with, I have made some wipes. Take an old grey hand towel which used to be white. Cut it into eight squares. Hem round the edges with the machine.
Bingo. Wipes that you can use for cleaning anything you like. In a few weeks my face will be as smooth as a baby's bottom :o)
Crime and Punishment
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