Monday, 3 October 2011

Learn a new lingo

Hi evry1. jst so I dnt hav2 typ ot loadsa txt Im getN dis transl8D N2 txt spk. thN Ill C&P it n, it wl save me tym. Personaly I lk txt spk, coz f u cnt spel it duznt m@r. u cn wrt wotU lk n sum ppl wont B abL 2 undRst& u. It's lk a nu lang 2 me. I try n spel correctly ll d tym, bt sumtyms d rebel n me appears n wen I txt on my mob ph I fnd it gr8 fun 2 spel wrds hw I spk em.

ll doze LeSNs @schl wen I learnt propr en, h2 spel, whr 2 put d commas n exclamation marks, av now ll gon outa d windO. It's ok 2 ms spel fings, it's ight 2rite a load of trash, coz dats d nu lang. HRU getN on W txt spk, RU picn it ^ ok?

Im getN on gr8 W it. I wsh dey had it ll doze yrs ago wen I was@ skool, thN I wudnt av had2 do ll dat swotting, ll dat swating, ll doze exams. I cUd av had mor tym 4 playN n skiving off skool. f they've somit alike 4 mafs, lk a short verzN, I cUd av kickD mafs LeSNs n d hed as wel. wen I tnk of ll doze hrs swating, ll 4 Ø, coz u cn now wrt wotU lk, n n01 cares.

f u wn2 lern h2 do txt spk u cn lern it on dis site. W3.lingo2word.com thN u cn wrt yr posts n supa qik tym lk me. y/- av a go, it's fun.

14 comments:

  1. Flipping heck, Ilona....that was a brain workout for sure!
    Jane x

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  2. Sadly I was able to read that - note to self (stay off the texting for a while!)

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  3. No, no no! It is bad, it is wrong and it hurts my brain! Please revert to your normal plain speaking self.

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  4. Wot? I couldn't understand th@t.

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  5. understood some of it but can we have the 'proper english' version as well please!

    Josie x

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  6. Sorry, I gave up half way through.
    Love from Mum
    xx

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  7. Oh goodness, you've made me feel so old!
    x

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  8. I love this, much quicker all round.
    My Grandson often uses it in texts.
    Not that I am proficient in it. lol
    Briony
    x

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  9. What a load of codswollop! Do you really want to add Rubbish as a second lingo to your knowledge of good English? I wouldn`t!

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  10. Is this the standard of English language being taught in schools now?

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  11. I can read it all! However, if saving strokes is the point, why use capitals??? "Caps" is one of the few shortcuts I take in writing unofficial missives. I don't text. However, I can work my way through several languages, including Old and Middle English Greek, Latin, and Spanish, maybe a bit of Japanese. Don't make me work to figure out meaning. That is what I tell those who leave out punctuation, capitals at the beginning of sentences, paragraphs, do not understand orderly thinking and writing, and spell atrociously. Use the common accepted code. I know you are only playing with us, but stop..lol.

    Funny, but mully was the code to copy.

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  12. I can read it all too but it actually took me longer, lol. I thought I was reading Beowulf :-))

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