Aye up then, what's going on here. I come back from town and this is what I find. What do you think this is, a free drop in centre for cats. Cor blimey Bugsy, I left you in charge, you are supposed to see them off, not invite Micky and Garcia in for some free nosh. No wonder my cat food bill is sky high. I don't know Bugsy, can't leave you alone for five minutes. Well it looks as if I'm going to have to open another pouch because Micky has scoffed the lot. Don't come crying to me Bugsy, when there's none left.
I called in at the Cash and Carry, wanted a few snacky things for a trip I have coming up. Hey, look what I found. Three catering size bags of Crunchy Nut, and Bran Flakes, for £2 per bag. I took 2 CN and 1 BF. On the Tesco web site the Crunchy Nut is £2.68 for 500grm, and Bran Flakes are £2.09 for 500grm. I can't be bothered to work out the total saving, but I think I got a fantastic bargain. This lot should last me six months. It's a short date but will be ok, I'll store it in an airtight box. I'm chuffed.
Here's me getting a free face mask. I'm not sure that these things do any good, but it was given to me so I might as well slap it on the old mush. It says rinse off with warm water, so I had to boil the kettle. I don't pay to keep the tank full of hot water, when I only want a piddly little bit. Skin suitably freshened I applied a sachet of pro collagen eye renewal, then finished it off with dollops of moisturiser. That's me duly beautified, ha ha, and pigs might fly.