Sunday, 12 August 2012

Gods gift to bitches :o)

Hiya, Rocky here, I'm Ilona's biggest fan and I love her to bits. We went a walk this afternoon, down through the woods to the bottom pub. There was a lot of people there, they were dressed funny, all old fashioned. There was army vehicles, and a tank giving rides up and down the hill, and boat trips on the river. It was very nice to sit and watch everyone have a good time. I got to meet some nice lady dogs.

Anyway, we're back now and Ilona is getting something ready on the lawn, it looks like we will be having a party. There is a paddling pool, yippeeee, can't wait.

Might as well lie down here and sun bathe for a while till she is ready.

Oh no! She is giving me a bath, I hate flippin baths. Please hurry up. At least she has warmed the water, I would hate to get my bits frozen off  :o(  Do you mind if I have a pee while I'm in here, ha ha.

Wow, that's better, I've had a good rub down. You can't beat a good roll in the grass. I bet that pesky chirpy bird is laughing at me.

Well that's me done. I bet the lady dogs will find me irresistable now, they will be fighting to get their paws on me. Ah well, such is life, I can't help it if I am Gods gift to bitches. Ha ha. Is it dinner time? Toodle pip

22 comments:

  1. Love this post, best title ever!

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  2. Worth it in the end eh Rocky. Good luck with the ladies.

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  3. Hahaaaa, love it! Glad you had such a nice day, Rocky! I bet you smell great now!! The ladies will think you look extra handsome now! :)

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  4. Brilliant title.....and photos.

    Sue xx

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  5. Good job you had the lovely walk first eh! Your Auntie Ilona (fairy-godmother) really looks after you.
    Wendy (Wales)

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  6. Rocky, I am such a fan. You look gorgeous, I could just give you a big cuddle! Say Hi to Auntie Ilona for me x

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  7. Ooooo I bet you smell gorgeous Rocky :0) I hope you gave Ilona a big soggy lick on the face tee-hee

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  8. Delightful! I too would like to be more popular and will definitely try bathing soon.

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  9. Gosh he even sounds like you Ilona :-D

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  10. Well, don't you look handsome!!!
    Jane x

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  11. Lovely pics

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  12. Don't you love how a clean dog always has to get dirty immediately?

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  13. Ilona, you are hilarious. Loved the post. and Rocky looks like a lovely friendly fellow :)

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  14. Aw, how sweet. I'll bet he smells lovely and sweet! I have an article cut out of a cycling magazine, with an article written by a Teddy bear, on an end to end ride. Teddy enjoyed it very much.

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  15. Rocky you are one cute clean guy.

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  16. Brilliant post as always. I wish Rocky could come and live with you and not have to go home.

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  17. That dog has PERSONALITY! Love him!

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  18. Rocky you are a pip! Nothing like a clean boy to charm the ladies...lucky you to have Ilona looking after you...

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  19. He's gorgeous! Are you dog sitting while someone is on holiday?
    Jan

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  20. No Jan, he is stuck in his garden 24/7, and I try and make his life a bit better.

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