This is Gloria. I think we should give her a chance of running the country. Nobody else seems to have the gumption to do it. Meet the new leader of The Common Sense Party. Due to her lack of communication skills, she will be assisted by myself of course. She is a stay at home mum to Mayze cat, so therefore will not be moving from her comfortable position on the armchair. However, I have mastered the art of keyboard skills pretty well, so therefore I will be conveying her instructions to the rest of the cabinet.
Hurry up with your ablutions, I haven't got all day.
Let's chill out Gloria. It's very stressful being the Prime Minister.
I have to go out Gloria. Do you think you can cope while I am away? I have to go for a walk. There are some emails you need to deal with. And no, you can't resign just yet. Wait till I get back.
How Gloria was born. Plastic and wood and fabric makes up the bulk of her.
Can you put some clothes on me. I don't like being naked.