Introducing the new Prime Minister. (New comments added.)

This is Gloria. I think we should give her a chance of running the country. Nobody else seems to have the gumption to do it. Meet the new leader of The Common Sense Party. Due to her lack of communication skills, she will be assisted by myself of course. She is a stay at home mum to Mayze cat, so therefore will not be moving from her comfortable position on the armchair. However, I have mastered the art of keyboard skills pretty well, so therefore I will be conveying her instructions to the rest of the cabinet. 

Now come on Gloria. Get yourself out of bed, we have work to do. 

Hurry up with your ablutions, I haven't got all day. 

If you could help with the washing up that would be a good start. 

Sorry there isn't much in the fridge. I will go shopping later. 

Alright, you can come with me to the shops. 

Drat, now what is the problem. Can you fix it? 

Let's chill out Gloria. It's very stressful being the Prime Minister. 

Time to make a video. Gloria, you are in my chair. Oh well, your turn, you do it then. 

I have to go out Gloria. Do you think you can cope while I am away? I have to go for a walk. There are some emails you need to deal with. And no, you can't resign just yet. Wait till I get back. 

How Gloria was born. Plastic and wood and fabric makes up the bulk of her. 

Can you put some clothes on me. I don't like being naked. 

The shorts are pretty good, but I don't like flashing my spindly legs. 

That was a hard days work. I don't think I can stand much more of this. Let's go back out into the garden. Stuff the chuffin country, I'm not cut out for all that squabbling. I am resigning. 

Thanks for popping in. We will catch up soon. Toodle pip.   ilona