Hi evry1. jst so I dnt hav2 typ ot loadsa txt Im getN dis transl8D N2 txt spk. thN Ill C&P it n, it wl save me tym. Personaly I lk txt spk, coz f u cnt spel it duznt m@r. u cn wrt wotU lk n sum ppl wont B abL 2 undRst& u. It's lk a nu lang 2 me. I try n spel correctly ll d tym, bt sumtyms d rebel n me appears n wen I txt on my mob ph I fnd it gr8 fun 2 spel wrds hw I spk em.
ll doze LeSNs @schl wen I learnt propr en, h2 spel, whr 2 put d commas n exclamation marks, av now ll gon outa d windO. It's ok 2 ms spel fings, it's ight 2rite a load of trash, coz dats d nu lang. HRU getN on W txt spk, RU picn it ^ ok?
Im getN on gr8 W it. I wsh dey had it ll doze yrs ago wen I was@ skool, thN I wudnt av had2 do ll dat swotting, ll dat swating, ll doze exams. I cUd av had mor tym 4 playN n skiving off skool. f they've somit alike 4 mafs, lk a short verzN, I cUd av kickD mafs LeSNs n d hed as wel. wen I tnk of ll doze hrs swating, ll 4 Ø, coz u cn now wrt wotU lk, n n01 cares.
f u wn2 lern h2 do txt spk u cn lern it on dis site. W3.lingo2word.com thN u cn wrt yr posts n supa qik tym lk me. y/- av a go, it's fun.
The Slow Lane.
6 hours ago
Flipping heck, Ilona....that was a brain workout for sure!
ReplyDeleteJane x
Pardon?
ReplyDeleteI agree, brain workout!
ReplyDeleteSadly I was able to read that - note to self (stay off the texting for a while!)
ReplyDeleteNo, no no! It is bad, it is wrong and it hurts my brain! Please revert to your normal plain speaking self.
ReplyDeleteWot? I couldn't understand th@t.
ReplyDeleteunderstood some of it but can we have the 'proper english' version as well please!
ReplyDeleteJosie x
Sorry, I gave up half way through.
ReplyDeleteLove from Mum
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Oh goodness, you've made me feel so old!
ReplyDeletex
I love this, much quicker all round.
ReplyDeleteMy Grandson often uses it in texts.
Not that I am proficient in it. lol
Briony
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What a load of codswollop! Do you really want to add Rubbish as a second lingo to your knowledge of good English? I wouldn`t!
ReplyDeleteIs this the standard of English language being taught in schools now?
ReplyDeleteI can read it all! However, if saving strokes is the point, why use capitals??? "Caps" is one of the few shortcuts I take in writing unofficial missives. I don't text. However, I can work my way through several languages, including Old and Middle English Greek, Latin, and Spanish, maybe a bit of Japanese. Don't make me work to figure out meaning. That is what I tell those who leave out punctuation, capitals at the beginning of sentences, paragraphs, do not understand orderly thinking and writing, and spell atrociously. Use the common accepted code. I know you are only playing with us, but stop..lol.
ReplyDeleteFunny, but mully was the code to copy.
I can read it all too but it actually took me longer, lol. I thought I was reading Beowulf :-))
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