Wonder drug

 That Boris is a cad, isn't he. Got booted out of his job because he conned everybody. He was pushing drugs, and told massive porky pies about how safe and effective they were. They had their parties, I wonder how many of his posh pals had taken the experimental drug he was pushing? 

Now he has a new job, writing a column for the Daily Fail. His first offering is about a new wonder drug that is currently being touted by Big Pharma. Anyone who is struggling to lose excess weight by the conventional methods of limiting the amount of crap food they push into their cakehole, or getting their arse off the sofa, can get a few shots of Ozempic. This should sort out their insatiable desire to eat. 

Apparently Ozempic acts like magic and the pounds fall away. Trouble is that they disappear from the parts of the body that you might not want them to. A saggy arse is not attractive, when the fashion is for big butts. 

Hey, but Boris endorses this wonder drug, in his poorly thrown together article. I am struggling to believe that he wrote it. He sings it's praises. I wonder how much he was paid for this drivel. Alas injecting himself didn't work for Boris, he gave up because of the side effects. 

I see nothing morally wrong in using these drugs to help you lose weight, any more than it is wrong to use an electrically assisted bicycle to get up the hill. Even for us fatties, it turns out, there is such a thing as satiety — and science has found it.

So he still went ahead with publishing the article. After all he has to support his masters by pushing some kind of drug. They are not getting the high revenues they once had, now demand has dropped off for the other one. 

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